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“Hey, I just met you,
and this is cr-“
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I made this joke before and nobody laughed. :cIt’s only a matter of time.
BUT I WOULD LEGITIMATELY WATCH THOSE.
I would too.
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- What people think Old English is: Thou art indeed a fine lad, prithee yonder! Wherefore arest mine pantalones?
- What it actually is: Syððan ǽrest wearð feasceaft funden, hé þæs frófre gebád, wéox under wolcnum weorðmyndum þáh, oð þæt him ǽghwylc ymbsittendra ofer hron-ráde hýran scolde, gomban gyldan. Þæt wæs gód cyning!
Exposed: World’s ‘most threatened tribe’ outnumbered 10:1 by invaders
© Survival InternationalThe extent of the peril facing the world’s ‘most threatened tribe’ was revealed today, as Brazilian authorities admitted that the Awá tribe are now outnumbered 10:1 inside just one of their reserves.
Officials acknowledged the scale of the emergency after receiving over 20,000 messages of protest following the launch of Survival’s campaign to save the Awá tribe from imminent extinction.
Survival International has learned that a government survey estimates there could be up to 4,500 invaders – ranchers, loggers and settlers – now occupying just one of the four territories inhabited by the Awá tribe, whose total population stands at no more than 450.
The new head of FUNAI (Brazil’s Indian Affairs Department), Dra Marta Azevedo, has confirmed that the plight of the Awá tribe is now her department’s top priority.
Meanwhile Brazil’s Justice Minister José Eduardo Cardozo has been receiving over 1,000 messages a day since actor Colin Firth launched the campaign.
The Awá tribe’s land is being destroyed faster than any other Amazon tribe. As the rainy season ends, one of their main hunting areas is now being targeted by loggers. An Awá man named Armadillo said today, ‘How will we live without the forest?’
Survival Director Stephen Corry said today, ‘Brazil is one of the world’s most important countries with one of its most dynamic economies, and it certainly has the resources to protect Awá land. Can it deliver? If not, and the Awá are destroyed, then is this new ‘economic miracle’ just for the rich and powerful? Where does ‘the rule of law’ stand in the hierarchy of money and guns?’
fucking zoo tycoon holy shit
suck it up orca 167
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rain-pebble asked: Lol. If you don't mind me asking, why did you go to Iceland? It looks similar to the North West Territories :P
I had a project for my Comparative Religion course where I needed to attend a religious service so I chose an Ásatrúarfélagið open house thingy. I had enough miles on Icelandair to get there and back no charge.
- Me: I want to go get sandwiches.
- Mind: No Eric. The sandwich place closed hours ago. You're drunk.
- Me: But sandwiches.
- Mind: You have all the materials for sandwiches. Make one yourself, you lazy ass.
- Me: NO.
rain-pebble asked: You seem very interesting, nice to meet you. I've always wanted to go to Iceland! I bet they taste good there too.
Thank you
Iceland is wonderful. Everybody’s attractive to the point where I get angry at them for being so attractive.
rain-pebble asked: I'm Dënesųłiné (Dene) and I like caribou. :L
Caribou is good. I’ve had it in Québec City and in Iceland.
I’m a lot less awkward when I’m sober. Sangria kind of sneaks up on me.
dammitjean replied to your video: This is what happens around my tenth glass of…
Goddammit, Eric.
I wanted to make my own “character/object death” video with Hide and Seek playing and it was all I could think of…
And then it got really funny around my twelfth glass of sangria.
