May 2012
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What people think Old English is: Thou art indeed a fine lad, prithee yonder! Wherefore arest mine pantalones?
What it actually is: Syððan ǽrest wearð feasceaft funden, hé þæs frófre gebád, wéox under wolcnum weorðmyndum þáh, oð þæt him ǽghwylc ymbsittendra ofer hron-ráde hýran scolde, gomban gyldan. Þæt wæs gód cyning!
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wiishopchannel:
“Hey, I just met you,
and this is cr-“
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balongreyjoy:
things i don’t understand about lord of the rings
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captainrenner:
RENNER SPELLED BACKWARDS IS STILL RENNER
himapapaftw:
people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool
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rain-pebble asked: Lol. If you don't mind me asking, why did you go to Iceland? It looks similar to the North West Territories :P
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Me: I want to go get sandwiches.
Mind: No Eric. The sandwich place closed hours ago. You're drunk.
Me: But sandwiches.
Mind: You have all the materials for sandwiches. Make one yourself, you lazy ass.
Me: NO.
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rain-pebble asked: You seem very interesting, nice to meet you. I've always wanted to go to Iceland! I bet they taste good there too.
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rain-pebble asked: I'm Dënesųłiné (Dene) and I like caribou. :L
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dammitjean replied to your video: This is what happens around my tenth glass of…
Goddammit, Eric.
I wanted to make my own “character/object death” video with Hide and Seek playing and it was all I could think of…
And then it got really funny around my twelfth glass of sangria.
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rain-pebble asked: Hello :)
Admittedly the video, while incredibly stupid is funnier the more I watch it…
Or maybe it’s because of the sangria.
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sinsiencia replied to your post: I just had a stupid idea. Give me a second. Not…
Those are always the funnest.
I just posted it. It’s the video.
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WatchThis is what happens around my tenth glass of sangria.
Has this been done yet or…?
The video is exporting
Oh god it’s so stupid.
And rather loud.
anthesterion:
dusknitemaren:
deadgaysamurai:
...
I just had a stupid idea.
Give me a second.
Not quite “sailing down the street” stupid but it’s pretty out there.
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the-goddamn-batdragon replied to your quote: Pre-ground spices are for wimps. Don’t even get me…
I’m starting to think this recipe should be shared
Perhaps.
I’ll have to clear it with my mum.
We have a lot of recipes that are for family eyes only.
“Pre-ground spices are for wimps. Don’t even get me started on store-bought...”
– My mum.
moritzsstiefel:
my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said
“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”
mom
I smell curry.
When my family has curry, I mean my mum has a family recipe from her paternal grandmother.
Mum grinds the spices by hand.
Oh god I can smell the chicken roasting with the layer of curry spices on it
And the vegetables being cooked in the simmered juices of the chicken…
Poured over rice…
With yoghurt and fresh tandoori bread.
God help me, I love this recipe so much.
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Anonymous asked: How did your parents/family react when you came out?
TMI Tuesday (Anon Enabled) →
A while back I lost a set of my car keys and I found it today under a Coptic textbook.
WHY CAN’T I HOLD ALL THESE LANGUAGES?
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alunasa replied to your post: Apparently my mum is going to England in June to study embroidery at the Royal Academy of Needlework because of course she is.
Your mother sounds like an amazing woman. I’m jealous. :)
If it’s any indication:
Her personality is exactly like mine in every way
Except she’s slightly less bonkers.
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Apparently my mum is going to England in June to...
Keep in mind this is a Cherokee mother who decorated cakes for a Depaato and made Shoji in Yokohama for supplemental income when she was a teenager, who asked me today if we have room in the house for a new floor loom, has devoted an entire closet to reed storage where we keep reeds for basketmaking, can make plates out of window glass in the kiln in the garage, has a Bachelor’s degree in...
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frank-fappa:
When we were learning about the Russian revolution in history class a few years ago, the teacher mentions, “Leon Trotsky was murdered with an ice pick.”
A girl pipes up and goes, “That’s so smart because it’s, like, made of ice so the murder weapon just melts away!!!”
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spntweets:
So apparently Jake Abel had quite the adventure this afternoon…
“[Benedict Cumberbatch]’s not Khan. That’s a myth. Everyone’s saying it is, but...”
– Simon Pegg (via apolloadama)
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nakkyy:
digatisdi answered your question: Tókheškhe yaúŋ he?
“I’m sleepy because I drank half a pitcher of sangria” tókhel Lakȟótiya ehápi he?
Iwáȟat’e! “Sangria mniógnake okhíse blaȟépa čha bluǧó” ehá oyákihi.
Haha! Philámayaye.
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Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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